Brad & Angelina are Sleeping Apart

Star Magazine is doubling down on it’s cover story from two weeks ago – the hilarious one about Brad Pitt sexing up the nanny and Angelina slapping him in
a fit of nanny-hating rage. They takes their own story as fact and now
claim that ever since the nanny incident, Brad and Angelina have been
sleeping apart. This week’s cover has Angelina looking pissy at Brad
with the words “DON’T TOUCH ME” written in-between them. It’s
hysterical.

Poor Brad is counting sheep in sleeping bags with the kids, and he
tells their children that Mommy’s just working late. He says this
because in Star’s reality, “she banned him from their
bedroom.” Brad doesn’t want to face Angelina’s “cold fury every night”
and she has been seeing “a familiar face” during her troubled time:

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